Thanks to His Fuckup Brother, Jeb Bush Has Only One Wedding Pic 

Traditionalists can gripe about wedding guests relentlessly taking smartphone pictures during weddings, or the obsessive documentation of ceremonies on social media, but there's at least one huge defense of this behavior: If your official photographer monumentally screws up, at least you'll have a handful of amateur… » 2/23/15 3:47pm Monday 3:47pm

Job Applicant: Insecure, Confused Brides Are Like Victims of Abuse

A victim/witness specialist serves as a guide and advocate for victims and witnesses as they navigate the often difficult and daunting complexities of the criminal justice system. As the word "victim" may imply, these witnesses are often abused, traumatized and require special guidance and care. Just like brides. » 2/20/15 2:00pm 2/20/15 2:00pm

Beware the Best Buy Wedding Registry, Lest You Look Like an Asshole

Wedding registries are a funny thing, an anachronism of the engagement and marriage process of yore. They're a throwback to the days when couples married younger and really were just starting out. Things are much different now, but registries are still a big business. Best Buy wants a piece of that action, so they've… » 2/16/15 10:00am 2/16/15 10:00am

Source: Charles Manson's Fiancée Just Wants to Cash In on His Corpse

Marriage is fertile ground for betrayal; no matter how well you think you know a person, the intricacies of your partner's mind are ultimately a mystery. Love may not be what it seems, and not even Charles Manson can escape this complex emotional reality. » 2/09/15 11:50am 2/09/15 11:50am

J.Crew's Bridal Shorts Are Real, and They Are...Something

What are bridal shorts? They're shorts. Just shorts. Shorts with the word "bridal" in front of them. Literally any product is bridal so long as you put "bridal" in the name: Bridal yogurt. Bridal Q-Tips. Bridal satellite dishes. See? Now those things are all worth three times as much as they were before. » 2/05/15 4:35pm 2/05/15 4:35pm

Pope’s Philly Visit Causes Serious Wedding Hell

Ah, the unmitigated beauty of a September wedding on the East coast! It's a lovely time of year, the boiling stench of summer having subsided but the chill of deep fall still at arm's length. The weather is reasonably predictable and the leaves are still on the trees. For a wedding, it's a perfect canvas—until the… » 1/19/15 12:15pm 1/19/15 12:15pm

Bridal Shop Goes Out of Business After Visit From Nurse With Ebola

Hey, remember Ebola? American media panic magically disappeared as soon as the midterm elections were over, but the aftermath of Ebola: America! continues in the case of Amber Vinson, the Dallas nurse who contracted and survived the virus. » 1/08/15 9:00am 1/08/15 9:00am

Sure you can! You just have to lose any sentimentality about the process. Stop thinking of them as children and look at them as adult guests, for planning purposes. Like, each kid at the wedding is another a chair you're renting and plate you're serving. You've got a headcount and budget to work with, and you can't… » 1/06/15 12:45pm 1/06/15 12:45pm

Hey, Assholes: You Do Not Need an Exotic Animal at Your Wedding

Face-numbing, giddy breathlessness tends to be a key feature in the discovery of any wedding trend. The more expensive and bubbleheaded the supposed "craze," the more likely you'll find yourself in a state of paralysis, dazed by the stupidity of it all. I regret to inform you that today is no exception. » 12/22/14 12:35pm 12/22/14 12:35pm